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Q How many editors does it take from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
Q How many publishers does it take from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
Who do you think was sent to from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
An honest weatherman says Todays forecast is from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
An honest weatherman says, "Today's forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I'm wrong."
A weather forecaster took a job in from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didn't agree with me."
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ? A croaksman !
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !
What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !
Why did the nutty kid throw butter from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.
Q How many journalists does it take from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Reporter What made you go out on from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
Reporter To what do you attribute your from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.
Reporter My editor sent me to do from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You're too late - it's already been done.
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn't quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.
How many editors does it take to from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.
How many computer journalists does it take from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
How many journalists does it take to from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
How many journalists does it take to from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb? "We just report the facts, we don't change them."
A newsboy was standing on the corner from Flashcomment Journalist jokes Jokes
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!"
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